Captains log… jokes brah..
welcome welcome welcome….i am the wkim aka moe costanza aka the worst aka a bunch of shit u prolly call me behind my back… anywayz lets cut the crap
apart from being the worst in all aspects (drunk, gambler, with women) i also indulge in other activities such as sleep and masturbation… enough about the perks of my life and lets get to the grimey mind that is my gift and curse
today i found myself attracted to a 15 year old i work with… i only saw her face… i was later informed that she was somewhat of a cripple…as a work mate remarked “yeh but shes got that thing..the leg” i was to discover he was referring to a somewhat gimp leg… the extent of the gimpishness is unknown and ultimately all depends on the level of tardness this girl indeed possess’s
i then had a discussion with several friends concerning this dilemma.. and ill tell u the points i put foward…. THOUGH a gimpish leg is somewhat a turn off if it is only quasi gimpish i believe i could look past it… the benefits of such outweigh this in my opinion for 1…her standards are bound to be higher than that of a fully functioning being? no one exactly staggers or drags there leg if there on a ego trip…2 lets face it she cant be a wiz on the dancefloor and may find it hard to get out and about…ultimately she has a good face and i think the right parts are working … so i think its a goer… but….i think u already knew id think that ay?
ill leave u with a quote i got in reply when questioning aforementioned person’s level of mong tardness
Wkim: “well…shes not retarded just her leg is a bit gimpish lke a lil disability”
friend: “……so she’s a pirate”
until next time my dear friends keep drinking, gambling and being a bit of douche pz
